Situaction on lecture
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>At University (college for you amerifags)
>Boring as fuck lecture, and my stomach is churning because i was out drinking last night
>Chance a fart
>Doesn't make any noise but suddenly i feel something down there
>shatmypants.jpg
>oh fuck
>Pants filled with semi-liquid shit, cant risk leaving to clean up
>People start to smell it and are turning and looking in my direction
>I figure fuck it I'm not sitting with my pants full of shite
>Get up slowly and waddle carefully towards the doors
>Literally 1 metre from the door and I feel something roll down my leg
>Look behind me, see a piece of shit on the floor, people are pointing and whispering
>Freeze like a rabbit in the headlights
>What the fuck am I supposed to do? Leave it there? Play it off? Pretend it's not mine? Take it with me?
>For some reason I decide the best course of action is to pretend to faint
>Fall over badly, shoulder lands on the shit
>Roll over to get out of shit
>Realise how fake it looks so I start twitching
>Really badly faked seizure, nobody gets up to help, everyone just staring at me rolling around on the floor in my own shit
>No one buying it
>Get up and walk out
Have to see these people every day