the fuck did you say?

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Views: 1867 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with p... Read more →
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#navy #navy #seals #marines #angery #gniew #navy

whats going on with you?

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Views: 5173 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Oh, hey, whats going on with you there? From where is that hesitation? Why are you willing to give up now, just because u failed once or twice? This is not a reason. You need to go and fight. You will achieve your goal. Sooner or later, you will achieve it, but you need to go and fight, push, fight for yours. It does not matter that everything around is against you. The most important thing is th... Read more →
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#eng #jaglak

Wrong name

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Views: 1859 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Be me
Be 26
Recently got married to a solid 7/10
She wants kids right away
Gets her wish
Fast forward 9 months
Baby is on the way
In the waiting room becouse i couldn’t handle it
Wife has baby
mfw i see my child for the first time
Told her she could name tge baby anything she wanted
She tells the doctor that her name is Love
Wife isn’t a hippy or an... Read more →
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#eng

Fanatic

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Views: 3198 / 0 | Series: Fanatic | Added by:malkolmxd

Mine sire is a fanatic o' fishery. Half of the hut is cramm'd with fishing rods. On av'rage once upon a month a man treads upon an angle or an anchor and thereupon craveth a curer familar with the art o' surgery for those are of a crooked anatomy. Two-and-score a spring have I lived and I have already had a physician extract'd these 10 times of me. When a week ago I ventur'd 'here to pay alms for ... Read more →
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