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Gym viking

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>doctor's appointment, so go to gym later than usual
>hour til close, stupid summer hours
>go to weight room
>only other guy there is a fucking viking
>taller than me, so like 6'6", at least 250
>long black hair
>epic braided black beard
>doin my lifts and shit
>15 minutes til close
>pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights o...
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First time gym

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>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch...
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Kid on Gym

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>Doing deadlifts
>Some fucking kid runs around my gym
>Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift
>I drop the bar into ground, loudly
>Tell the kid to piss off
>His mother shows up, angry as fuck
>Tells me to stop lifting around the kids
>Reply that she should keep the kids away from me

>Next day
>Fucking kid is botheri...
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