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I'm a guy and I wish I could be pregnant

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I think pregnancy is wonderful. I know it's not all lollipops and rainbows. I supported my wife every single day through her pregnancy and I helped her through the nausea, the body aches, and the terrible pain of giving birth. I know there are risks and complications and it's not something everyone wants to do. I wish I could do it, though.

My wife and I agreed we wanted a baby as soon as...
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated big league in my class at the Wharton School of Finance, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret settlements, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in the Art of the Deal and I’m the top brander in the United States. You are nothing to me but just another hush agreement. I will wipe... Read more →
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The Story of Her Holding an Orange

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First part

I am a grown, logical man, crying tears of horror right now. Or the story of her holding an orange.
Okay guys, before I begin, I gotta give you a fair warning. This story is absolutely true unfortunately. It is also very long. It goes back to my childhood, but it wasn’t as terrifying until very recently. Now I am completely lost in fear. I am an adult man, logical and...
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