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FUCK THE OCEAN SUNFISH

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Views: 2350 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →
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#ocean #fish #piss off

Swear words in Poland

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In Poland swear words can be either very simple or very creative. Most simple swear words can have many different meanings and there are certain instances where you can create your own swear words and other Polish people will most certainly understand what you mean. Some examples, all of which derive from the word "pierdolić" which means "to fuck" or "to talk gibberish":
"wpierdolić" means "to... Read more →
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#nsfw #swears #przekleństwa
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reasons we started lifting

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Views: 1726 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

>be 17, the summer before college
>camping with best friend, bros for 10 years, been through so much shit together
>be dyel, but bro played football and lifted
>trying to teach me about lifting, wants us to pick up girls together next year in college
>hiking in the afternoon, we're pretty far into forest, nobody else in sight
>bro is hiking up ahead of me, we... Read more →
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#feels #bro #death #ziomek

the fuck did you say?

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Views: 1270 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with p... Read more →
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#navy #navy seals #marines #angery #gniew #navy
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