FUCKING BARBARIANS

Views: 1896 / 0 | Series: Historic | Added 7 years ago by:anon

Tfw it’s been a long few years, but finally you are on your last stretch of your service. Only 1 more week till you get to go home to servilia, your wonderful wife, and Marius and gaius, your two proud young sons who you have entrusted to look after the family and the farm while you are away fighting for Roma. Not long now, I can almost taste Servilias cooking, I can almost hear my boys laughter. ... Read more →

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#feels #sad #ancient #rome #germanic #barbarians #family

Why you aren't 100% hetero

Views: 2233 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

Do you know why you aren't 100% hetero? The reason is simple - you don't fap to the chinese cartoons. Firstly the drawing always implies perfection, all physical traits of attraction are perfect on the drawing. In those chinese cartoons there never are any dermatologic problems and high brightness and contracts helps to achieve maximal effect of shining skin. Hair quality is quite similiar, what y... Read more →

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#homo #hetero #anime #3d

Situaction on lecture

Views: 2528 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>Be me
>At University (college for you amerifags)
>Boring as fuck lecture, and my stomach is churning because i was out drinking last night
>Chance a fart
>Doesn't make any noise but suddenly i feel something down there
>shatmypants.jpg
>oh fuck
>Pants filled with semi-liquid shit, cant risk leaving to clean up
>People start to smell it a... Read more →

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#studia #impreza #wykład #hehe #gówno

Kid on Gym

Views: 2248 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>Doing deadlifts
>Some fucking kid runs around my gym
>Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift
>I drop the bar into ground, loudly
>Tell the kid to piss off
>His mother shows up, angry as fuck
>Tells me to stop lifting around the kids
>Reply that she should keep the kids away from me

>Next day
>Fucking kid is botheri... Read more →

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#siłka #dzieciak #gym #homegym #kid #annoying

Notch

Views: 1738 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

I fucking hate notches so goddamn much. Every time I see a retarded notch on an Android phone like a Huawei, LG, or Asus I seriously want to kill myself. First of all, a notch is the most basic, brainless "feature" ever made. Removing a piece of the screen to make way for random shit is not fucking clever. Also, the first company that implemented a notch was Essential, and I bet most iPhone fans ... Read more →

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#phone #notch #iPhone #reddit

NO HOMO

Views: 1897 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>Be me
>24
>Insanely poor
>Can't keep a job
>One of my friends says I can live with him
>I jump at the opportunity because poor af
>I start out sleeping on the couch
>Back starts getting sore from the uncomfortable position
>Friend only has one bed
>Ask him no homo if I can sleep in his bed
>"Sure, Anon. No homo."
>My ... Read more →

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#no #homo #homo #gay #married

the fuck did you say?

Views: 1647 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 7 years ago by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with p... Read more →

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#navy #navy #seals #marines #angery #gniew #navy

Fanatic

Views: 2937 / 0 | Series: Fanatic | Added 7 years ago by:malkolmxd

Mine sire is a fanatic o' fishery. Half of the hut is cramm'd with fishing rods. On av'rage once upon a month a man treads upon an angle or an anchor and thereupon craveth a curer familar with the art o' surgery for those are of a crooked anatomy. Two-and-score a spring have I lived and I have already had a physician extract'd these 10 times of me. When a week ago I ventur'd 'here to pay alms for ... Read more →

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#pzw #ojciec #wędkarz

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