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Have you even got human reason and dignity?

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Views: 8836 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

so i ask you man if you are proud of yourself do you realize what you're doing? have you even got human reason and dignity? i don’t know but pathetic fellow you are, you didn’t even think what you do and who you insult, you can afford to offend these who deserved that but not our Pope Pole our compatriot great person and as unique and important one because it is not someone out there so-so that yo... Read more →
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#jp2 #RiGCz #rozum #godność

FUCKING BARBARIANS

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Views: 1594 / 0 | Series: Historic | Added by:anon

Tfw it’s been a long few years, but finally you are on your last stretch of your service. Only 1 more week till you get to go home to servilia, your wonderful wife, and Marius and gaius, your two proud young sons who you have entrusted to look after the family and the farm while you are away fighting for Roma. Not long now, I can almost taste Servilias cooking, I can almost hear my boys laughter. ... Read more →
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#feels #sad #ancient #rome #germanic #barbarians #family

Why you aren't 100% hetero

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Views: 1954 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Do you know why you aren't 100% hetero? The reason is simple - you don't fap to the chinese cartoons. Firstly the drawing always implies perfection, all physical traits of attraction are perfect on the drawing. In those chinese cartoons there never are any dermatologic problems and high brightness and contracts helps to achieve maximal effect of shining skin. Hair quality is quite similiar, what y... Read more →
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#homo #hetero #anime #3d

Situaction on lecture

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Views: 2221 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

>Be me
>At University (college for you amerifags)
>Boring as fuck lecture, and my stomach is churning because i was out drinking last night
>Chance a fart
>Doesn't make any noise but suddenly i feel something down there
>shatmypants.jpg
>oh fuck
>Pants filled with semi-liquid shit, cant risk leaving to clean up
>People start to smell it a... Read more →
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#studia #impreza #wykład #hehe #gówno
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Kid on Gym

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Views: 1959 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

>Doing deadlifts
>Some fucking kid runs around my gym
>Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift
>I drop the bar into ground, loudly
>Tell the kid to piss off
>His mother shows up, angry as fuck
>Tells me to stop lifting around the kids
>Reply that she should keep the kids away from me

>Next day
>Fucking kid is botheri... Read more →
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#siłka #dzieciak #gym #homegym #kid #annoying
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Hate my job

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Views: 1591 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She i... Read more →
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#spongebob #hate my job
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Love SpongeBob

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Views: 2162 / 0 | Series: Erotic | Added by:anon

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watc... Read more →
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#nsfw #spongebob #rule34 #sex_doll
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The Story of Her Holding an Orange

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Views: 4439 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon

First part

I am a grown, logical man, crying tears of horror right now. Or the story of her holding an orange.
Okay guys, before I begin, I gotta give you a fair warning. This story is absolutely true unfortunately. It is also very long. It goes back to my childhood, but it wasn’t as terrifying until very recently. Now I am completely lost in fear. I am an adult man, logical and... Read more →
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#creepy #straszne #pomarańcza #USA #Rose

Notch

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Views: 1454 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

I fucking hate notches so goddamn much. Every time I see a retarded notch on an Android phone like a Huawei, LG, or Asus I seriously want to kill myself. First of all, a notch is the most basic, brainless "feature" ever made. Removing a piece of the screen to make way for random shit is not fucking clever. Also, the first company that implemented a notch was Essential, and I bet most iPhone fans ... Read more →
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NO HOMO

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Views: 1557 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

>Be me
>24
>Insanely poor
>Can't keep a job
>One of my friends says I can live with him
>I jump at the opportunity because poor af
>I start out sleeping on the couch
>Back starts getting sore from the uncomfortable position
>Friend only has one bed
>Ask him no homo if I can sleep in his bed
>"Sure, Anon. No homo."
>My ... Read more →
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Fanatic

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Views: 2535 / 0 | Series: Fanatic | Added by:malkolmxd

Mine sire is a fanatic o' fishery. Half of the hut is cramm'd with fishing rods. On av'rage once upon a month a man treads upon an angle or an anchor and thereupon craveth a curer familar with the art o' surgery for those are of a crooked anatomy. Two-and-score a spring have I lived and I have already had a physician extract'd these 10 times of me. When a week ago I ventur'd 'here to pay alms for ... Read more →
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