Common copy paste

Trip with friends

Views: 1811 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>Be me virgin, double date with my friend to go desert camping
>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel... Read more →

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#nsfw #trip #hiking #anon #girl

Trip with parents

Views: 1868 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

Anyone got any stories hot stories/sexy encounters from when you went out camping or hiking?

I'll start with something just to get the ball rolling

>Autistic 17 year old me goes on camping trip with parents
>Some friends of parents decide they wanna join too
>Decide on spot and location and basically meet there
>Other parents have smoking hot 19 yo daught... Read more →

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#trip #parents #girl #tent

At hotel in Vegas

Views: 1794 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>At hotel in Vegas
>Run into 8/10 cutie at bar
>Raven black hair, just how I like it (really into it for some reason)
>We start talking
>She's really into me
>She asks me my name, then gives me her phone number on a piece of paper and asks me if I want to grab dinner
>Never had a hotty ask me out before
>We go out to a semi -fancy dinne... Read more →

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#wallet #anon #sad

First time gym

Views: 1749 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch... Read more →

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#chad #anon #gym

Linux

Views: 1731 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Ma... Read more →

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#Linux #forum #nerd

name Hep

Views: 2751 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>name Hep
>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep... Read more →

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#4chan #r9k #name hep #good boi

friendzoned

Views: 1561 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>be friends with hot qtpie
>want more but got friendzoned
>her bfis a jacked alpha dude
>he would kill me if I fucked around with his gf
>lonely summer day
>chillin at her place like we used to
>this time with alcohol
>starts talking about sex life
>we get homy
>l start rubbing the back then the thighs
>literally di... Read more →

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#guy #friendzone

omegle

Views: 1726 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

Okay which one of you cunts was it
>be me legit 20 minutes ago
>needtofap.exe
>go on omegle because pomhub is boring
>skipping for fucking ages
>maybe i'll get lucky
>cock
>Skip
>cock
>skip
>black screen
>skip
>dude sitting behind and rubbing down his girl
>holdup
>"rub her pussy"
&... Read more →

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#omegle #geys

Anon tells sad storySmutna historia Anona

Views: 2363 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>Be me. 8 years old
>Mother dies of lung cancer
fucking cigarettes
>Dad becomes super depressed. Alcohol and such.
>Older brother is 17
>He drops out of school to take 4 jobs
>Almost never home
>Every morning he gets up at 5AM to make me sandwich and capri-sun for lunch.
>Packs in my Spider man lunch box.
>Also pre makes... Read more →

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#feels #brother #brat

>lraq...> Irak...

Views: 2261 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>lraq...
>Driving through some broke ass sand village.
>Kids playing In the road.
>Lead truck, I tell the VC
>he tells me to keep driving

Historically when kids stop convoys, there's always an ambush in play. They use the kids to stop the lead vehicle then the adults open up with everything they have. Kill everyone. shut my eyes, the road is straight.
<... Read more →

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#feels #iraq #war #kids

How OAuth 2.0 works in real life

Views: 1568 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I was driving by Olaf's bakery on my way to work when I saw the most delicious donut in the window -- I mean, the thing was dripping chocolatey goodness. So I went inside and demanded "I must have that donut!". He said "sure that will be $30."

Yeah I know, $30 for one donut! It must be delicious! I reached for my wallet when suddenly I heard the chef yell "NO! No donut for you". I asked: ... Read more →

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#it #tech #web #oauth #protocols

Billy Eilish

Views: 1415 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

Story time ?? sisters ?‍♀️?‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged ?? and it played bad guy out loud ??so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls ? ? were completely vibing to it?? and they were like slayyyyy??sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy??approached me and said?️?️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't ... Read more →

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#Billy Eilish #emoticons #omg