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Pasty nieposiadające statusu legendy jak i innych powiązanych past

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At hotel in Vegas

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>At hotel in Vegas
>Run into 8/10 cutie at bar
>Raven black hair, just how I like it (really into it for some reason)
>We start talking
>She's really into me
>She asks me my name, then gives me her phone number on a piece of paper and asks me if I want to grab dinner
>Never had a hotty ask me out before
>We go out to a semi -fancy dinne...
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First time gym

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>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch...
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

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>name Hep
>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep...
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>be friends with hot qtpie
>want more but got friendzoned
>her bfis a jacked alpha dude
>he would kill me if I fucked around with his gf
>lonely summer day
>chillin at her place like we used to
>this time with alcohol
>starts talking about sex life
>we get homy
>l start rubbing the back then the thighs
>literally di...
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Okay which one of you cunts was it
>be me legit 20 minutes ago
>go on omegle because pomhub is boring
>skipping for fucking ages
>maybe i'll get lucky
>black screen
>dude sitting behind and rubbing down his girl
>"rub her pussy"
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Smutna historia Anona

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>Bądź mną w wieku 8 lat
>Matka umiera na raka płuc
pierdolone papierosy
>Ojciec popada w depresję, zaczyna pić i w ogóle
>Starszy brat ma 17 lat
>Rzuca szkołę i zaczyna pracować na kilka etatów
>Prawie nigdy nie ma go w domu
>Codziennie wstaje o 5 rano żeby przygotować mi kanapkę i soczek do szkoły.
>Pakuje je do mojego pudełka śniadaniowego ...
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> Irak...

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> Irak
> Jedziemy przez jakąś chuja wartą wioskę z piachu
> Na drodze bawi się banda dzieciaków
> Jadę z przodu, więc informuję o tym mojego dowódcę
> Mówi, żebym się nie zatrzymywał
Kiedy wrogowie szykują zasadzkę, to używają dzieci do zatrzymywania konwojów. Pojazd prowadzący hamuje a wtedy dorośli otwierają ogień. Zabijają wszystkich.
> Zamykam oczy. ...
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How OAuth 2.0 works in real life

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I was driving by Olaf's bakery on my way to work when I saw the most delicious donut in the window -- I mean, the thing was dripping chocolatey goodness. So I went inside and demanded "I must have that donut!". He said "sure that will be $30."

Yeah I know, $30 for one donut! It must be delicious! I reached for my wallet when suddenly I heard the chef yell "NO! No donut for you". I asked: ...
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Billy Eilish

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Story time ?? sisters ?‍♀️?‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged ?? and it played bad guy out loud ??so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls ? ? were completely vibing to it?? and they were like slayyyyy??sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy??approached me and said?️?️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't ... Czytaj dalej →

Own a musket for home defense

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at... Czytaj dalej →

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated big league in my class at the Wharton School of Finance, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret settlements, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in the Art of the Deal and I’m the top brander in the United States. You are nothing to me but just another hush agreement. I will wipe... Czytaj dalej →