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Something... something got broken

Views: 16896 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

Good evening. Something... something got broken and I couldn't be heard, so I'll repeat again. The electoral result of Stonoga's Committee is some kind of failure, I think this Polish fucking dumb society, this fucking bunch of imbeciles who voted for these bitches cockroaches of PiS, this is some fucking misunderstanding. If it matters to you so little... If it matters to so little, people, such... Read more →
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Have you even got human reason and dignity?

Views: 9359 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

so i ask you man if you are proud of yourself do you realize what you're doing? have you even got human reason and dignity? i don’t know but pathetic fellow you are, you didn’t even think what you do and who you insult, you can afford to offend these who deserved that but not our Pope Pole our compatriot great person and as unique and important one because it is not someone out there so-so that yo... Read more →
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Stachu?

Views: 25609 / 1 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

– Stachu?
– But who's speaking?
– Who is speaking to the phone?
– Uhh, this is Jadzia.
– Listen up, is Stachu home?
– No, he isn't.
– Fucking shit, why he had gone to headquarters, cut down my forest, walked on my ground, taken my money, who gave him a permission. You're going to tell this son of a bitch where did he go or he will rot in hell and drown in blood! He dumped m...
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FUCKING BARBARIANS

Views: 1897 / 0 | Series: Historic | Added by:anon

Tfw it’s been a long few years, but finally you are on your last stretch of your service. Only 1 more week till you get to go home to servilia, your wonderful wife, and Marius and gaius, your two proud young sons who you have entrusted to look after the family and the farm while you are away fighting for Roma. Not long now, I can almost taste Servilias cooking, I can almost hear my boys laughter. ... Read more →
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Kid on Gym

Views: 2250 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

>Doing deadlifts
>Some fucking kid runs around my gym
>Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift
>I drop the bar into ground, loudly
>Tell the kid to piss off
>His mother shows up, angry as fuck
>Tells me to stop lifting around the kids
>Reply that she should keep the kids away from me

>Next day
>Fucking kid is botheri...
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The Story of Her Holding an Orange

Views: 4880 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon

First part

I am a grown, logical man, crying tears of horror right now. Or the story of her holding an orange.
Okay guys, before I begin, I gotta give you a fair warning. This story is absolutely true unfortunately. It is also very long. It goes back to my childhood, but it wasn’t as terrifying until very recently. Now I am completely lost in fear. I am an adult man, logical and...
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Russian Sleep Experiment

Views: 4522 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon

Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn’t kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations. This was before closed circuit cameras so they had only microphones and 5 inch thick glass porthole sized windows into the cham... Read more →

Views: 1739 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

I fucking hate notches so goddamn much. Every time I see a retarded notch on an Android phone like a Huawei, LG, or Asus I seriously want to kill myself. First of all, a notch is the most basic, brainless "feature" ever made. Removing a piece of the screen to make way for random shit is not fucking clever. Also, the first company that implemented a notch was Essential, and I bet most iPhone fans ... Read more →

Fanatic

Views: 2940 / 0 | Series: Fanatic | Added by:malkolmxd

Mine sire is a fanatic o' fishery. Half of the hut is cramm'd with fishing rods. On av'rage once upon a month a man treads upon an angle or an anchor and thereupon craveth a curer familar with the art o' surgery for those are of a crooked anatomy. Two-and-score a spring have I lived and I have already had a physician extract'd these 10 times of me. When a week ago I ventur'd 'here to pay alms for ... Read more →
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