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clown girls

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I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard... Read more →

I fulfilled my dream

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I fulfilled my dream. I had sex with a woman in a clown costume and it was everything I wanted and more.

I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and w...
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Tiananmen copypasta

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun D... Read more →
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Thomas The Tank Engine at the Nuremberg Trials

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"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders."

"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"

"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."

"And you never on...
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LUKOIL'S FINANCIALS

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Lukoil has profited greatly from record high prices particularty in the past year or so s its own production has begun to revive. However, high Russian oil taxation, particularty export duties which are indesed to world prices, moderate financial gains, Sweeping cost-cutting menures first implemented in 2004 have also helped improve Lukoil's financial position. Lukoil's net income was $6.44 billio... Read more →
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Gym viking

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>doctor's appointment, so go to gym later than usual
>hour til close, stupid summer hours
>go to weight room
>only other guy there is a fucking viking
>taller than me, so like 6'6", at least 250
>long black hair
>epic braided black beard
>doin my lifts and shit
>15 minutes til close
>pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights o...
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Memetic Nullification

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I have noticed something I think you may all find of interest. This will be your worst nightmare in 2020, if what I suspect turns out to be true.
If what I’ve noticed has just been a coincidence, then I’m sorry for bringing attention to it and letting people know of the potential here.
I digress. Here’s the theory:
The left have always been shit at memes, as such, the powers above th...
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FUCK THE OCEAN SUNFISH

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So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,...
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Polish cruise ship

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-be on a Polish cruise ship
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
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-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f...
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Views: 1943 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

I suppose some of the younger generations would no longer know what an Iron Lung actually is. You can see a picture here of the type of iron lung I stayed in. In short, an iron lung is a machine that allows people to breath once they are no longer able to naturally. They are most commonly associated with the Polio epidemic of the 1950’s.

I vaguely remember getting sick when I was 11 years...
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After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex

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After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you Something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... I
think... Babe i think i'm pregnant
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat?
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9 years ago

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16th November 2010
My girlfriend Bianca and i went camping up north in Australia, she wanted to experience nature as to how i did, so neither of us brought any electronics, but we did bring the basics for survival, woodcutters axe, fuel for fire, old rags, to make torches and a hunting knife.

While we were setting up camp, a couple that were camping there as well only they were packin...
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