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The Story of Her Holding an OrangeKobieta z pomarańczą

Views: 4628 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 7 years ago by:anon

First part

I am a grown, logical man, crying tears of horror right now. Or the story of her holding an orange.
Okay guys, before I begin, I gotta give you a fair warning. This story is absolutely true unfortunately. It is also very long. It goes back to my childhood, but it wasn’t as terrifying until very recently. Now I am completely lost in fear. I am an adult man, logical and... Read more →

Tags:
#creepy #straszne #pomarańcza #USA #Rose

Russian Sleep ExperimentTajny eksperyment ZSRR

Views: 4297 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 7 years ago by:anon

Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn’t kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations. This was before closed circuit cameras so they had only microphones and 5 inch thick glass porthole sized windows into the cham... Read more →

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#creepy #straszne #zsrr #eksperyment

Notch

Views: 1593 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

I fucking hate notches so goddamn much. Every time I see a retarded notch on an Android phone like a Huawei, LG, or Asus I seriously want to kill myself. First of all, a notch is the most basic, brainless "feature" ever made. Removing a piece of the screen to make way for random shit is not fucking clever. Also, the first company that implemented a notch was Essential, and I bet most iPhone fans ... Read more →

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#phone #notch #iPhone #reddit

NO HOMO

Views: 1696 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>Be me
>24
>Insanely poor
>Can't keep a job
>One of my friends says I can live with him
>I jump at the opportunity because poor af
>I start out sleeping on the couch
>Back starts getting sore from the uncomfortable position
>Friend only has one bed
>Ask him no homo if I can sleep in his bed
>"Sure, Anon. No homo."
>My ... Read more →

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#no homo #homo #gay #married

the fuck did you say?

Views: 1506 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 7 years ago by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with p... Read more →

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#navy #navy seals #marines #angery #gniew #navy

whats going on with you?Co się z tobą dzieje?

Views: 4770 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

Oh, hey, whats going on with you there? From where is that hesitation? Why are you willing to give up now, just because u failed once or twice? This is not a reason. You need to go and fight. You will achieve your goal. Sooner or later, you will achieve it, but you need to go and fight, push, fight for yours. It does not matter that everything around is against you. The most important thing is th... Read more →

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#eng #jaglak

Wrong name

Views: 1508 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

Be me
Be 26
Recently got married to a solid 7/10
She wants kids right away
Gets her wish
Fast forward 9 months
Baby is on the way
In the waiting room becouse i couldn’t handle it
Wife has baby
mfw i see my child for the first time
Told her she could name tge baby anything she wanted
She tells the doctor that her name is Love
Wife isn’t a hippy or an... Read more →

Tags:
#eng