Dark Willow
Views: 1892 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
Trip with friends
Views: 1714 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel... Read more →
Trip with parents
Views: 1760 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
I'll start with something just to get the ball rolling
>Autistic 17 year old me goes on camping trip with parents
>Some friends of parents decide they wanna join too
>Decide on spot and location and basically meet there
>Other parents have smoking hot 19 yo daught... Read more →
Short copypastas for every day
Views: 42603 / 1 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon
Haha this shit is so funnyfunny that it literally gave me fucking cancer. Good job faggot. This shit is so fucking bad, it doesn't even deserve to be on ifunny or 9gag you piece of ... Read more →
Annabelle
Views: 2040 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon
In 1970, a mother purchased an antique Raggedy Ann Doll from a hobby store. The doll was a present for her daughter D... Read more →
don't worry he knows
Views: 3141 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon
>Be crushin on same girl for all my life
>Knew her since kindergarten
>Her parents are poor and live in a one bedroom with four kids so they don't care she sleeps over most ni... Read more →
At hotel in Vegas
Views: 1683 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>Run into 8/10 cutie at bar
>Raven black hair, just how I like it (really into it for some reason)
>We start talking
>She's really into me
>She asks me my name, then gives me her phone number on a piece of paper and asks me if I want to grab dinner
>Never had a hotty ask me out before
>We go out to a semi -fancy dinne... Read more →
First time gym
Views: 1642 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch... Read more →
EVER DREAM THIS MAN?
Views: 2118 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that fa... Read more →
Linux
Views: 1635 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
Ma... Read more →
name Hep
Views: 2646 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep... Read more →
friendzoned
Views: 1476 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>want more but got friendzoned
>her bfis a jacked alpha dude
>he would kill me if I fucked around with his gf
>lonely summer day
>chillin at her place like we used to
>this time with alcohol
>starts talking about sex life
>we get homy
>l start rubbing the back then the thighs
>literally di... Read more →