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Dark Willow

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We have a community of millions of players and you're telling me that when valve decides to release a hot fairy waifu we can't get some half decent hentai of her. You're telling me when valve releases this fucking GODDESS of a character people refuse to draw her spreading her tight woodland asshole. I've played Dark Willow almost every game since the patch has dropped and I can't even satisfy my i... Read more →

Trip with friends

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>Be me virgin, double date with my friend to go desert camping
>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel...
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Trip with parents

Views: 1488 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Anyone got any stories hot stories/sexy encounters from when you went out camping or hiking?

I'll start with something just to get the ball rolling

>Autistic 17 year old me goes on camping trip with parents
>Some friends of parents decide they wanna join too
>Decide on spot and location and basically meet there
>Other parents have smoking hot 19 yo daught...
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Short copypastas for every day

Views: 42296 / 1 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

Fuckfuckfuck yesss this post is so good it literally made me cum (pls don't tell my parents) ??? I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE A PUSSY AND YOU KNOW THAT I FUCK PUSSIES SO YOU BETTER RUN YOU FUCKER ???

Haha this shit is so funnyfunny that it literally gave me fucking cancer. Good job faggot. This shit is so fucking bad, it doesn't even deserve to be on ifunny or 9gag you piece of ...
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Annabelle

Views: 1813 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon

Annabelle was the focus of a case that famed paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren took part in during the early 1970s, and is highlighted in the book The Demonologist. It has been stated that this is one of the most unusual cases of a possessed object on record.

In 1970, a mother purchased an antique Raggedy Ann Doll from a hobby store. The doll was a present for her daughter D...
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don't worry he knows

Views: 2849 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

What to do /b!? I've been in love with the same girl for basically all my life but the situation is all flicked up now and I don't know how to stop flicking caring about her. Pic related, it's her

>Be crushin on same girl for all my life
>Knew her since kindergarten
>Her parents are poor and live in a one bedroom with four kids so they don't care she sleeps over most ni...
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At hotel in Vegas

Views: 1441 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

>At hotel in Vegas
>Run into 8/10 cutie at bar
>Raven black hair, just how I like it (really into it for some reason)
>We start talking
>She's really into me
>She asks me my name, then gives me her phone number on a piece of paper and asks me if I want to grab dinner
>Never had a hotty ask me out before
>We go out to a semi -fancy dinne...
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First time gym

Views: 1397 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch...
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EVER DREAM THIS MAN?

Views: 1895 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon

In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that fa...
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Views: 1360 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Ma...
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Views: 2374 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

>name Hep
>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep...
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friendzoned

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>be friends with hot qtpie
>want more but got friendzoned
>her bfis a jacked alpha dude
>he would kill me if I fucked around with his gf
>lonely summer day
>chillin at her place like we used to
>this time with alcohol
>starts talking about sex life
>we get homy
>l start rubbing the back then the thighs
>literally di...
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