anon

omegle

Views: 1416 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Okay which one of you cunts was it
>be me legit 20 minutes ago
>needtofap.exe
>go on omegle because pomhub is boring
>skipping for fucking ages
>maybe i'll get lucky
>cock
>Skip
>cock
>skip
>black screen
>skip
>dude sitting behind and rubbing down his girl
>holdup
>"rub her pussy"
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#omegle #geys

Anon tells sad storySmutna historia Anona

Views: 2015 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

>Be me. 8 years old
>Mother dies of lung cancer
fucking cigarettes
>Dad becomes super depressed. Alcohol and such.
>Older brother is 17
>He drops out of school to take 4 jobs
>Almost never home
>Every morning he gets up at 5AM to make me sandwich and capri-sun for lunch.
>Packs in my Spider man lunch box.
>Also pre makes... Read more →

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#feels #brother #brat

>lraq...> Irak...

Views: 1903 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

>lraq...
>Driving through some broke ass sand village.
>Kids playing In the road.
>Lead truck, I tell the VC
>he tells me to keep driving

Historically when kids stop convoys, there's always an ambush in play. They use the kids to stop the lead vehicle then the adults open up with everything they have. Kill everyone. shut my eyes, the road is straight.
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#feels #iraq #war #kids

Paweł jumperPaweł jumperPaweł jumper

Views: 12378 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Please gentleman, Paweł will be jumping. Here we have from meter fifty, whore, is high, yep, is whore high. On a bolid maybe from close you will see his technical state awasome whore sale call under zero seven hundred. Ask.. ask about bolid. Whore the glass I spit so. Please gentlemen alone strengh noses. Whore state ideal. Good paint new and mr paweł yep whore. and ride. Give, maniek. Give Maniek... Read more →

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#paweł jumper

How OAuth 2.0 works in real life

Views: 1230 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

I was driving by Olaf's bakery on my way to work when I saw the most delicious donut in the window -- I mean, the thing was dripping chocolatey goodness. So I went inside and demanded "I must have that donut!". He said "sure that will be $30."

Yeah I know, $30 for one donut! It must be delicious! I reached for my wallet when suddenly I heard the chef yell "NO! No donut for you". I asked: ... Read more →

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#it #tech #web #oauth #protocols

Billy Eilish

Views: 1122 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Story time ?? sisters ?‍♀️?‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged ?? and it played bad guy out loud ??so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls ? ? were completely vibing to it?? and they were like slayyyyy??sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy??approached me and said?️?️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't ... Read more →

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#Billy Eilish #emoticons #omg

Own a musket for home defense

Views: 1301 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at... Read more →

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#arms #home defense

Fun things to do in public

Views: 1264 / 0 | Series: ASCII art | Added 5 years ago by:anon

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#ASCII #art

maga

Views: 945 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated big league in my class at the Wharton School of Finance, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret settlements, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in the Art of the Deal and I’m the top brander in the United States. You are nothing to me but just another hush agreement. I will wipe... Read more →

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#US #EU

The RakeThe Rake

Views: 4243 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 5 years ago by:anon

During the summer of 2003, events in the northeastern United States involving a strange, human-like creature sparked brief local media interest before an apparent blackout was enacted. Little or no information was left intact, as most online and written accounts of the creature were mysteriously destroyed.

Primarily focused in rural New York state and once found in Idaho, self proclaimed... Read more →

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#rake #creppy

GoatmanGoatman

Views: 2043 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 5 years ago by:anon

You say you love Native American legends? Have you heard of the Goatman? No? Then please allow me to enlighten you.

I heard the legend when a power outage on our reservation made us decide to have a fire. As we all know, nothing goes better with a good fire than a good story. That was where I learned about Goatman.

The legend goes that they shapeshift. They love human forms most ... Read more →

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#goatman #creepy

I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest

Views: 3477 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 5 years ago by:anon

PART 1

I've been an SAR officer for a few years now, and along the way I've seen some things that I think you guys will be interested in.

• I have a pretty good track record for finding missing people. Most of the time they just wander off the path, or slip down a small cliff, and they can't find their way back. The majority of them have heard the old 'stay where you are' t... Read more →

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#creepy #reddit #sar