I'm a guy and I wish I could be pregnant

Views: 1928 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

I think pregnancy is wonderful. I know it's not all lollipops and rainbows. I supported my wife every single day through her pregnancy and I helped her through the nausea, the body aches, and the terrible pain of giving birth. I know there are risks and complications and it's not something everyone wants to do. I wish I could do it, though.

My wife and I agreed we wanted a baby as soon as... Read more →

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#wife #pregnancy #husband

REALITY

Views: 2248 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>The Holocaust was real and the Muslims were in on it
>Jews don't run the world, Globalists just want you to think they do
>The real victims of Globalism are actually Jewish
>The real hero of 911 was Mossad
>Research the porn industry by watching lots of it
>Find the tranny switch
>Find Bigfoot
>Find the Lochness Monster on Google Maps
>Sp... Read more →

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#4chan #greentext #pol

>years on a stinky ship

Views: 2365 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>years on a stinky ship
>on no fap because of the catholic church
>hard labour daily
>surrounded by hairy stinky men
>away from wife
>horrible food
>finally land
>get off your ship
>you and your compadres see this
can you really blame them in good conscience schlomo? Read more →

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Annabelle

Views: 2634 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 7 years ago by:anon

Annabelle was the focus of a case that famed paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren took part in during the early 1970s, and is highlighted in the book The Demonologist. It has been stated that this is one of the most unusual cases of a possessed object on record.

In 1970, a mother purchased an antique Raggedy Ann Doll from a hobby store. The doll was a present for her daughter D... Read more →

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First time gym

Views: 2310 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch... Read more →

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name Hep

Views: 3249 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

>name Hep
>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep... Read more →

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How OAuth 2.0 works in real life

Views: 2133 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

I was driving by Olaf's bakery on my way to work when I saw the most delicious donut in the window -- I mean, the thing was dripping chocolatey goodness. So I went inside and demanded "I must have that donut!". He said "sure that will be $30."

Yeah I know, $30 for one donut! It must be delicious! I reached for my wallet when suddenly I heard the chef yell "NO! No donut for you". I asked: ... Read more →

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Billy Eilish

Views: 1838 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 7 years ago by:anon

Story time ?? sisters ?‍♀️?‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged ?? and it played bad guy out loud ??so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls ? ? were completely vibing to it?? and they were like slayyyyy??sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy??approached me and said?️?️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't ... Read more →

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Fun things to do in public

Views: 1994 / 0 | Series: ASCII art | Added 7 years ago by:anon

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The Rake

Views: 5159 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 7 years ago by:anon

During the summer of 2003, events in the northeastern United States involving a strange, human-like creature sparked brief local media interest before an apparent blackout was enacted. Little or no information was left intact, as most online and written accounts of the creature were mysteriously destroyed.

Primarily focused in rural New York state and once found in Idaho, self proclaimed... Read more →

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Goatman

Views: 2964 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 7 years ago by:anon

You say you love Native American legends? Have you heard of the Goatman? No? Then please allow me to enlighten you.

I heard the legend when a power outage on our reservation made us decide to have a fire. As we all know, nothing goes better with a good fire than a good story. That was where I learned about Goatman.

The legend goes that they shapeshift. They love human forms most ... Read more →

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I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest

Views: 4992 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 7 years ago by:anon

PART 1

I've been an SAR officer for a few years now, and along the way I've seen some things that I think you guys will be interested in.

• I have a pretty good track record for finding missing people. Most of the time they just wander off the path, or slip down a small cliff, and they can't find their way back. The majority of them have heard the old 'stay where you are' t... Read more →

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#creepy #reddit #sar

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