Situaction on lecture

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Views: 2188 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

>Be me
>At University (college for you amerifags)
>Boring as fuck lecture, and my stomach is churning because i was out drinking last night
>Chance a fart
>Doesn't make any noise but suddenly i feel something down there
>shatmypants.jpg
>oh fuck
>Pants filled with semi-liquid shit, cant risk leaving to clean up
>People start to smell it a... Read more →
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#studia #impreza #wykład #hehe #gówno
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Kid on Gym

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Views: 1932 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

>Doing deadlifts
>Some fucking kid runs around my gym
>Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift
>I drop the bar into ground, loudly
>Tell the kid to piss off
>His mother shows up, angry as fuck
>Tells me to stop lifting around the kids
>Reply that she should keep the kids away from me

>Next day
>Fucking kid is botheri... Read more →
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#siłka #dzieciak #gym #homegym #kid #annoying
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Hate my job

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Views: 1557 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She i... Read more →
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#spongebob #hate my job
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The Story of Her Holding an Orange

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Views: 4393 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon

First part

I am a grown, logical man, crying tears of horror right now. Or the story of her holding an orange.
Okay guys, before I begin, I gotta give you a fair warning. This story is absolutely true unfortunately. It is also very long. It goes back to my childhood, but it wasn’t as terrifying until very recently. Now I am completely lost in fear. I am an adult man, logical and... Read more →
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#creepy #straszne #pomarańcza #USA #Rose
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Russian Sleep Experiment

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Views: 4054 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon

Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn’t kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations. This was before closed circuit cameras so they had only microphones and 5 inch thick glass porthole sized windows into the cham... Read more →
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#creepy #straszne #zsrr #eksperyment

NO HOMO

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Views: 1520 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

>Be me
>24
>Insanely poor
>Can't keep a job
>One of my friends says I can live with him
>I jump at the opportunity because poor af
>I start out sleeping on the couch
>Back starts getting sore from the uncomfortable position
>Friend only has one bed
>Ask him no homo if I can sleep in his bed
>"Sure, Anon. No homo."
>My ... Read more →
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#no homo #homo #gay #married

the fuck did you say?

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Views: 1352 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with p... Read more →
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#navy #navy seals #marines #angery #gniew #navy

whats going on with you?

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Views: 4597 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Oh, hey, whats going on with you there? From where is that hesitation? Why are you willing to give up now, just because u failed once or twice? This is not a reason. You need to go and fight. You will achieve your goal. Sooner or later, you will achieve it, but you need to go and fight, push, fight for yours. It does not matter that everything around is against you. The most important thing is th... Read more →
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Wrong name

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Views: 1339 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Be me
Be 26
Recently got married to a solid 7/10
She wants kids right away
Gets her wish
Fast forward 9 months
Baby is on the way
In the waiting room becouse i couldn’t handle it
Wife has baby
mfw i see my child for the first time
Told her she could name tge baby anything she wanted
She tells the doctor that her name is Love
Wife isn’t a hippy or an... Read more →
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#eng

Fanatic

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Views: 2498 / 0 | Series: Fanatic | Added by:malkolmxd

Mine sire is a fanatic o' fishery. Half of the hut is cramm'd with fishing rods. On av'rage once upon a month a man treads upon an angle or an anchor and thereupon craveth a curer familar with the art o' surgery for those are of a crooked anatomy. Two-and-score a spring have I lived and I have already had a physician extract'd these 10 times of me. When a week ago I ventur'd 'here to pay alms for ... Read more →
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#pzw #ojciec wędkarz
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