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Annabelle

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Annabelle was the focus of a case that famed paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren took part in during the early 1970s, and is highlighted in the book The Demonologist. It has been stated that this is one of the most unusual cases of a possessed object on record.

In 1970, a mother purchased an antique Raggedy Ann Doll from a hobby store. The doll was a present for her daughter D...
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don't worry he knows

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What to do /b!? I've been in love with the same girl for basically all my life but the situation is all flicked up now and I don't know how to stop flicking caring about her. Pic related, it's her

>Be crushin on same girl for all my life
>Knew her since kindergarten
>Her parents are poor and live in a one bedroom with four kids so they don't care she sleeps over most ni...
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At hotel in Vegas

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>At hotel in Vegas
>Run into 8/10 cutie at bar
>Raven black hair, just how I like it (really into it for some reason)
>We start talking
>She's really into me
>She asks me my name, then gives me her phone number on a piece of paper and asks me if I want to grab dinner
>Never had a hotty ask me out before
>We go out to a semi -fancy dinne...
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First time gym

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>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch...
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EVER DREAM THIS MAN?

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In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that fa...
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Ma...
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Views: 2840 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

>name Hep
>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep...
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friendzoned

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>be friends with hot qtpie
>want more but got friendzoned
>her bfis a jacked alpha dude
>he would kill me if I fucked around with his gf
>lonely summer day
>chillin at her place like we used to
>this time with alcohol
>starts talking about sex life
>we get homy
>l start rubbing the back then the thighs
>literally di...
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Views: 1845 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Okay which one of you cunts was it
>be me legit 20 minutes ago
>needtofap.exe
>go on omegle because pomhub is boring
>skipping for fucking ages
>maybe i'll get lucky
>cock
>Skip
>cock
>skip
>black screen
>skip
>dude sitting behind and rubbing down his girl
>holdup
>"rub her pussy"
&...
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Anon tells sad story

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>Be me. 8 years old
>Mother dies of lung cancer
fucking cigarettes
>Dad becomes super depressed. Alcohol and such.
>Older brother is 17
>He drops out of school to take 4 jobs
>Almost never home
>Every morning he gets up at 5AM to make me sandwich and capri-sun for lunch.
>Packs in my Spider man lunch box.
>Also pre makes...
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>lraq...

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>lraq...
>Driving through some broke ass sand village.
>Kids playing In the road.
>Lead truck, I tell the VC
>he tells me to keep driving

Historically when kids stop convoys, there's always an ambush in play. They use the kids to stop the lead vehicle then the adults open up with everything they have. Kill everyone. shut my eyes, the road is straight.
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Paweł jumper

Views: 13295 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

Please gentleman, Paweł will be jumping. Here we have from meter fifty, whore, is high, yep, is whore high. On a bolid maybe from close you will see his technical state awasome whore sale call under zero seven hundred. Ask.. ask about bolid. Whore the glass I spit so. Please gentlemen alone strengh noses. Whore state ideal. Good paint new and mr paweł yep whore. and ride. Give, maniek. Give Maniek... Read more →
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