FUCK THE OCEAN SUNFISH
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Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →
Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →
Polish cruise ship
Views: 5071 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
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-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f... Read more →
Iron lung
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I vaguely remember getting sick when I was 11 years... Read more →
Swear words in Poland
Views: 2002 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
"wpierdolić" means "to... Read more →
Pokemon Funtime
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hottie sister
Views: 2010 / 1 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad
has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed
before I was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of
distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister is a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of
herself
>I thoug... Read more →
REALITY
Views: 1597 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>Jews don't run the world, Globalists just want you to think they do
>The real victims of Globalism are actually Jewish
>The real hero of 911 was Mossad
>Research the porn industry by watching lots of it
>Find the tranny switch
>Find Bigfoot
>Find the Lochness Monster on Google Maps
>Sp... Read more →
>years on a stinky ship
Views: 1753 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>on no fap because of the catholic church
>hard labour daily
>surrounded by hairy stinky men
>away from wife
>horrible food
>finally land
>get off your ship
>you and your compadres see this
can you really blame them in good conscience schlomo? Read more →
Dark Willow
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Trip with friends
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>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel... Read more →
Trip with parents
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I'll start with something just to get the ball rolling
>Autistic 17 year old me goes on camping trip with parents
>Some friends of parents decide they wanna join too
>Decide on spot and location and basically meet there
>Other parents have smoking hot 19 yo daught... Read more →
Annabelle
Views: 2018 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added by:anon
In 1970, a mother purchased an antique Raggedy Ann Doll from a hobby store. The doll was a present for her daughter D... Read more →