Common copy paste

Own a musket for home defense

Views: 1052 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at... Read more →

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#arms #home defense

maga

Views: 713 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated big league in my class at the Wharton School of Finance, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret settlements, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in the Art of the Deal and I’m the top brander in the United States. You are nothing to me but just another hush agreement. I will wipe... Read more →

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#US #EU

Why you aren't 100% hetero Dlaczego nie jesteście 100% hetero

Views: 1521 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Do you know why you aren't 100% hetero? The reason is simple - you don't fap to the chinese cartoons. Firstly the drawing always implies perfection, all physical traits of attraction are perfect on the drawing. In those chinese cartoons there never are any dermatologic problems and high brightness and contracts helps to achieve maximal effect of shining skin. Hair quality is quite similiar, what y... Read more →

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#homo #hetero #anime #3d

Hate my job

Views: 1129 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She i... Read more →

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#spongebob #hate my job

Notch

Views: 1004 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

I fucking hate notches so goddamn much. Every time I see a retarded notch on an Android phone like a Huawei, LG, or Asus I seriously want to kill myself. First of all, a notch is the most basic, brainless "feature" ever made. Removing a piece of the screen to make way for random shit is not fucking clever. Also, the first company that implemented a notch was Essential, and I bet most iPhone fans ... Read more →

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#phone #notch #iPhone #reddit

NO HOMO

Views: 1130 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

>Be me
>24
>Insanely poor
>Can't keep a job
>One of my friends says I can live with him
>I jump at the opportunity because poor af
>I start out sleeping on the couch
>Back starts getting sore from the uncomfortable position
>Friend only has one bed
>Ask him no homo if I can sleep in his bed
>"Sure, Anon. No homo."
>My ... Read more →

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#no homo #homo #gay #married

whats going on with you?Co się z tobą dzieje?

Views: 3852 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Oh, hey, whats going on with you there? From where is that hesitation? Why are you willing to give up now, just because u failed once or twice? This is not a reason. You need to go and fight. You will achieve your goal. Sooner or later, you will achieve it, but you need to go and fight, push, fight for yours. It does not matter that everything around is against you. The most important thing is th... Read more →

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#eng #jaglak

Wrong name

Views: 937 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Be me
Be 26
Recently got married to a solid 7/10
She wants kids right away
Gets her wish
Fast forward 9 months
Baby is on the way
In the waiting room becouse i couldn’t handle it
Wife has baby
mfw i see my child for the first time
Told her she could name tge baby anything she wanted
She tells the doctor that her name is Love
Wife isn’t a hippy or an... Read more →

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#eng