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Caught my GF pooping and I dumped her.

Views: 2359 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 3 years ago by:anon

Finally caught my GF pooping!

she always hide it by pretending like she doesn't, which I find sus. Once when we spent the entire weekend together I almost caught her but she had locked the bathroom door and by the time I got in she had flushed and was like "oh hey what's up?" pretending like nothing happened, although there was an OBVIOUS lingering odor. Anyway, this time I was prepared, ... Read more →

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#relationship #poo

Vim is the greatest

Views: 3917 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

Vim/Neovim is the greatest text editor to ever exist.

At first, I used Nano like an absolute pleb. The world had lost its colour, and everything seemed slow.

Then I found Vim. Everything took on colour. My senses were heightened when I started using vim, and I started seeing things I had never seen before ( wait that might be the drugs ). I dreamt of vim, lived vim, played only v... Read more →

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#it #programming #text editor #vim #nano

misconceptions about the super communityPrawda o społeczności super

Views: 3516 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

Clearing up some misconceptions about the super community
!!! important !!!
There have been a lot of myths and rumours floating around the internet about what superstraight and supersexual is, so I figured I should do my best to clear some things up around what it means to be a supersexual and be a part of the supersexual movement.
Superstraight was started by 4chan as a trolling movem... Read more →

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#super #superstraight

Dad's Google history

Views: 4241 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Mmmmm, did I hear someone say they wanted to hear... my Dad's Google history?

Dad's Google history.

Dad's Google history!

What is the name of the woman

Dad's Google history, it's bloody Dad's Google history!

Demi Lardner age

Dad's Google history

Dergerber dergerber dergerbler bler

Are there birds

Dad's Google history ... Read more →

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#demi lardner #stand up #google history #woman

Tiananmen copypasta

Views: 3132 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

动态网自由门天安門天安门法輪功李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏土伯特唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun D... Read more →

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#china #tiananmen #tanks

Thomas The Tank Engine at the Nuremberg Trials

Views: 8424 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders."

"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"

"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."

"And you never on... Read more →

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#tomas #tank engine #tomek #pociąg #ww2 #norimberg #norymberga

LUKOIL'S FINANCIALS

Views: 1995 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Lukoil has profited greatly from record high prices particularty in the past year or so s its own production has begun to revive. However, high Russian oil taxation, particularty export duties which are indesed to world prices, moderate financial gains, Sweeping cost-cutting menures first implemented in 2004 have also helped improve Lukoil's financial position. Lukoil's net income was $6.44 billio... Read more →

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#economy #lucoil #gas #oil

Gym vikingWiking z siłowni

Views: 3200 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

>doctor's appointment, so go to gym later than usual
>hour til close, stupid summer hours
>go to weight room
>only other guy there is a fucking viking
>taller than me, so like 6'6", at least 250
>long black hair
>epic braided black beard
>doin my lifts and shit
>15 minutes til close
>pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights o... Read more →

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#gym #viking #wiking #siłownia #ciemno

I made a snowmanUlepiłem bałwana

Views: 4690 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The tra... Read more →

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#bałwan #snowman #snowflake #płatek śniegu #obrażanko #media

Memetic NullificationNegowanie memów

Views: 6504 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

I have noticed something I think you may all find of interest. This will be your worst nightmare in 2020, if what I suspect turns out to be true.
If what I’ve noticed has just been a coincidence, then I’m sorry for bringing attention to it and letting people know of the potential here.
I digress. Here’s the theory:
The left have always been shit at memes, as such, the powers above th... Read more →

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#nsfw #nsfwpic #meme #left #right #Trad GF #poor meme

FUCK THE OCEAN SUNFISH

Views: 2707 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →

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#ocean #fish #piss off

Polish cruise shipSzwedzki wycieczkowiecPolskt kryssningsfartyg

Views: 5272 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 5 years ago by:anon

-be on a Polish cruise ship
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
-oshit.png
-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f... Read more →

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#wycieczowiec #trip #nieporozumienie #minunderstanding

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