My father is a total investing maniac

Views: 1585 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 months ago by:anon

My father is a total investing maniac. Half the house looks like a Wall Street crime scene — monitors everywhere, charts on the fridge, sticky notes with “buy the dip” scribbled on them. He sleeps with his phone under the pillow “in case Tokyo opens strong.”

Mom once got him a “World’s Best Dad” mug. First thing he did was check if it was a limited edition. Said it might appreciate over ... Read more →

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Vim is the greatest

Views: 4303 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

Vim/Neovim is the greatest text editor to ever exist.

At first, I used Nano like an absolute pleb. The world had lost its colour, and everything seemed slow.

Then I found Vim. Everything took on colour. My senses were heightened when I started using vim, and I started seeing things I had never seen before ( wait that might be the drugs ). I dreamt of vim, lived vim, played only v... Read more →

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#it #programming #text #editor #vim #nano

Tiananmen copypasta

Views: 3532 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

动态网自由门天安門天安门法輪功李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏土伯特唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun D... Read more →

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#china #tiananmen #tanks

I'm a guy and I wish I could be pregnant

Views: 1690 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I think pregnancy is wonderful. I know it's not all lollipops and rainbows. I supported my wife every single day through her pregnancy and I helped her through the nausea, the body aches, and the terrible pain of giving birth. I know there are risks and complications and it's not something everyone wants to do. I wish I could do it, though.

My wife and I agreed we wanted a baby as soon as... Read more →

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#wife #pregnancy #husband

Annabelle

Views: 2385 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 6 years ago by:anon

Annabelle was the focus of a case that famed paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren took part in during the early 1970s, and is highlighted in the book The Demonologist. It has been stated that this is one of the most unusual cases of a possessed object on record.

In 1970, a mother purchased an antique Raggedy Ann Doll from a hobby store. The doll was a present for her daughter D... Read more →

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#creepy #annabelle #warren

name Hep

Views: 3026 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>name Hep
>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep... Read more →

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#4chan #r9k #name #hep #good #boi

the fuck did you say?

Views: 1761 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 7 years ago by:anon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with p... Read more →

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#navy #navy #seals #marines #angery #gniew #navy

#na