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Windows good Manjaro Linux bad

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Looking at this image with nothing but regret. God, I was such a dumb fuck for installing this bullshit of a circlejerk of an OS that can't even run EXE files like a normal computer

I feel like such a dumb fuck for taking anyone's advice on this shit. I don't want technical help because I shouldn't need technical help as an OS should be easy and friendly to use, not bullshit to do simple ... Read more →
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clown girls

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I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard... Read more →
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Caught my GF pooping and I dumped her.

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Finally caught my GF pooping!

she always hide it by pretending like she doesn't, which I find sus. Once when we spent the entire weekend together I almost caught her but she had locked the bathroom door and by the time I got in she had flushed and was like "oh hey what's up?" pretending like nothing happened, although there was an OBVIOUS lingering odor. Anyway, this time I was prepared, ... Read more →
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Vim is the greatest

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Vim/Neovim is the greatest text editor to ever exist.

At first, I used Nano like an absolute pleb. The world had lost its colour, and everything seemed slow.

Then I found Vim. Everything took on colour. My senses were heightened when I started using vim, and I started seeing things I had never seen before ( wait that might be the drugs ). I dreamt of vim, lived vim, played only v... Read more →
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misconceptions about the super community

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Clearing up some misconceptions about the super community
!!! important !!!
There have been a lot of myths and rumours floating around the internet about what superstraight and supersexual is, so I figured I should do my best to clear some things up around what it means to be a supersexual and be a part of the supersexual movement.
Superstraight was started by 4chan as a trolling movem... Read more →
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Dad's Google history

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Mmmmm, did I hear someone say they wanted to hear... my Dad's Google history?

Dad's Google history.

Dad's Google history!

What is the name of the woman

Dad's Google history, it's bloody Dad's Google history!

Demi Lardner age

Dad's Google history

Dergerber dergerber dergerbler bler

Are there birds

Dad's Google history ... Read more →
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Thomas The Tank Engine at the Nuremberg Trials

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"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders."

"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"

"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."

"And you never on... Read more →
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I made a snowman

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8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The tra... Read more →
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#bałwan #snowman #snowflake #płatek śniegu #obrażanko #media
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Memetic Nullification

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I have noticed something I think you may all find of interest. This will be your worst nightmare in 2020, if what I suspect turns out to be true.
If what I’ve noticed has just been a coincidence, then I’m sorry for bringing attention to it and letting people know of the potential here.
I digress. Here’s the theory:
The left have always been shit at memes, as such, the powers above th... Read more →
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Polish cruise ship

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Views: 4899 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon

-be on a Polish cruise ship
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
-oshit.png
-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f... Read more →
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Swear words in Poland

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In Poland swear words can be either very simple or very creative. Most simple swear words can have many different meanings and there are certain instances where you can create your own swear words and other Polish people will most certainly understand what you mean. Some examples, all of which derive from the word "pierdolić" which means "to fuck" or "to talk gibberish":
"wpierdolić" means "to... Read more →
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9 years ago

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16th November 2010
My girlfriend Bianca and i went camping up north in Australia, she wanted to experience nature as to how i did, so neither of us brought any electronics, but we did bring the basics for survival, woodcutters axe, fuel for fire, old rags, to make torches and a hunting knife.

While we were setting up camp, a couple that were camping there as well only they were packin... Read more →
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#My Rake experience
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