I'm a guy and I wish I could be pregnant
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My wife and I agreed we wanted a baby as soon as... Read more →
#r
My wife and I agreed we wanted a baby as soon as... Read more →
hottie sister
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>Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad
has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed
before I was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of
distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister is a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of
herself
>I thoug... Read more →
REALITY
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>Jews don't run the world, Globalists just want you to think they do
>The real victims of Globalism are actually Jewish
>The real hero of 911 was Mossad
>Research the porn industry by watching lots of it
>Find the tranny switch
>Find Bigfoot
>Find the Lochness Monster on Google Maps
>Sp... Read more →
>years on a stinky ship
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>on no fap because of the catholic church
>hard labour daily
>surrounded by hairy stinky men
>away from wife
>horrible food
>finally land
>get off your ship
>you and your compadres see this
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Trip with friends
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>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel... Read more →
Trip with parents
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I'll start with something just to get the ball rolling
>Autistic 17 year old me goes on camping trip with parents
>Some friends of parents decide they wanna join too
>Decide on spot and location and basically meet there
>Other parents have smoking hot 19 yo daught... Read more →
Short copypastas for every day
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Haha this shit is so funnyfunny that it literally gave me fucking cancer. Good job faggot. This shit is so fucking bad, it doesn't even deserve to be on ifunny or 9gag you piece of ... Read more →
Annabelle
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In 1970, a mother purchased an antique Raggedy Ann Doll from a hobby store. The doll was a present for her daughter D... Read more →
Linux
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Ma... Read more →
name Hep
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>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep... Read more →
friendzoned
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>want more but got friendzoned
>her bfis a jacked alpha dude
>he would kill me if I fucked around with his gf
>lonely summer day
>chillin at her place like we used to
>this time with alcohol
>starts talking about sex life
>we get homy
>l start rubbing the back then the thighs
>literally di... Read more →
Anon tells sad story
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>Mother dies of lung cancer
fucking cigarettes
>Dad becomes super depressed. Alcohol and such.
>Older brother is 17
>He drops out of school to take 4 jobs
>Almost never home
>Every morning he gets up at 5AM to make me sandwich and capri-sun for lunch.
>Packs in my Spider man lunch box.
>Also pre makes... Read more →