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>lraq...

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>Driving through some broke ass sand village.
>Kids playing In the road.
>Lead truck, I tell the VC
>he tells me to keep driving

Historically when kids stop convoys, there's always an ambush in play. They use the kids to stop the lead vehicle then the adults open up with everything they have. Kill everyone. shut my eyes, the road is straight.
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Paweł jumper

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Please gentleman, Paweł will be jumping. Here we have from meter fifty, whore, is high, yep, is whore high. On a bolid maybe from close you will see his technical state awasome whore sale call under zero seven hundred. Ask.. ask about bolid. Whore the glass I spit so. Please gentlemen alone strengh noses. Whore state ideal. Good paint new and mr paweł yep whore. and ride. Give, maniek. Give Maniek... Read more →

How OAuth 2.0 works in real life

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I was driving by Olaf's bakery on my way to work when I saw the most delicious donut in the window -- I mean, the thing was dripping chocolatey goodness. So I went inside and demanded "I must have that donut!". He said "sure that will be $30."

Yeah I know, $30 for one donut! It must be delicious! I reached for my wallet when suddenly I heard the chef yell "NO! No donut for you". I asked: ...
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Own a musket for home defense

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at... Read more →

Fun things to do in public

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The Rake

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During the summer of 2003, events in the northeastern United States involving a strange, human-like creature sparked brief local media interest before an apparent blackout was enacted. Little or no information was left intact, as most online and written accounts of the creature were mysteriously destroyed.

Primarily focused in rural New York state and once found in Idaho, self proclaimed...
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Goatman

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You say you love Native American legends? Have you heard of the Goatman? No? Then please allow me to enlighten you.

I heard the legend when a power outage on our reservation made us decide to have a fire. As we all know, nothing goes better with a good fire than a good story. That was where I learned about Goatman.

The legend goes that they shapeshift. They love human forms most ...
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I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest

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PART 1

I've been an SAR officer for a few years now, and along the way I've seen some things that I think you guys will be interested in.

• I have a pretty good track record for finding missing people. Most of the time they just wander off the path, or slip down a small cliff, and they can't find their way back. The majority of them have heard the old 'stay where you are' t...
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reasons we started lifting

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>be 17, the summer before college
>camping with best friend, bros for 10 years, been through so much shit together
>be dyel, but bro played football and lifted
>trying to teach me about lifting, wants us to pick up girls together next year in college
>hiking in the afternoon, we're pretty far into forest, nobody else in sight
>bro is hiking up ahead of me, we...
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Attack Helicopter

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now o... Read more →
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Something... something got broken

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Good evening. Something... something got broken and I couldn't be heard, so I'll repeat again. The electoral result of Stonoga's Committee is some kind of failure, I think this Polish fucking dumb society, this fucking bunch of imbeciles who voted for these bitches cockroaches of PiS, this is some fucking misunderstanding. If it matters to you so little... If it matters to so little, people, such... Read more →
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