Firefox is gay

Views: 98 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 1 month ago by:anon

A woman I work with whom I really like won't date me because I use Firefox.

Apparently, her ex boyfriend was on the down-low and banging dudes behind her back. She had no idea that her boyfriend was bi or gay.

The way she found out is when she opened his laptop and Firefox was already opened up to a gay hookup site (probably Grinder?). She now thinks Firefox is some type of brows... Read more →

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#firefox #browser

clown girls

Views: 2891 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 3 years ago by:anon

I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard... Read more →

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#girl #clown

I fulfilled my dream

Views: 2747 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 3 years ago by:anon

I fulfilled my dream. I had sex with a woman in a clown costume and it was everything I wanted and more.

I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and w... Read more →

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#clown

Dad's Google history

Views: 4513 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Mmmmm, did I hear someone say they wanted to hear... my Dad's Google history?

Dad's Google history.

Dad's Google history!

What is the name of the woman

Dad's Google history, it's bloody Dad's Google history!

Demi Lardner age

Dad's Google history

Dergerber dergerber dergerbler bler

Are there birds

Dad's Google history ... Read more →

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#demi #lardner #stand #up #google #history #woman

Thomas The Tank Engine at the Nuremberg Trials

Views: 8835 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders."

"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"

"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."

"And you never on... Read more →

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#tomas #tank #engine #tomek #pociąg #ww2 #norimberg #norymberga

Gym viking

Views: 3387 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>doctor's appointment, so go to gym later than usual
>hour til close, stupid summer hours
>go to weight room
>only other guy there is a fucking viking
>taller than me, so like 6'6", at least 250
>long black hair
>epic braided black beard
>doin my lifts and shit
>15 minutes til close
>pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights o... Read more →

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#gym #viking #wiking #siłownia #ciemno

I made a snowman

Views: 4911 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The tra... Read more →

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#bałwan #snowman #snowflake #płatek #śniegu #obrażanko #media

Memetic Nullification

Views: 6687 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I have noticed something I think you may all find of interest. This will be your worst nightmare in 2020, if what I suspect turns out to be true.
If what I’ve noticed has just been a coincidence, then I’m sorry for bringing attention to it and letting people know of the potential here.
I digress. Here’s the theory:
The left have always been shit at memes, as such, the powers above th... Read more →

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#nsfw #nsfwpic #meme #left #right #Trad #GF #poor #meme

Polish cruise ship

Views: 5508 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 6 years ago by:anon

-be on a Polish cruise ship
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
-oshit.png
-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f... Read more →

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#wycieczowiec #trip #nieporozumienie #minunderstanding

Swear words in Poland

Views: 2340 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

In Poland swear words can be either very simple or very creative. Most simple swear words can have many different meanings and there are certain instances where you can create your own swear words and other Polish people will most certainly understand what you mean. Some examples, all of which derive from the word "pierdolić" which means "to fuck" or "to talk gibberish":
"wpierdolić" means "to... Read more →

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#nsfw #swears #przekleństwa

After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex

Views: 1851 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you Something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... I
think... Babe i think i'm pregnant
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat? Read more →

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#plotwist #ciąża

I'm a guy and I wish I could be pregnant

Views: 1606 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I think pregnancy is wonderful. I know it's not all lollipops and rainbows. I supported my wife every single day through her pregnancy and I helped her through the nausea, the body aches, and the terrible pain of giving birth. I know there are risks and complications and it's not something everyone wants to do. I wish I could do it, though.

My wife and I agreed we wanted a baby as soon as... Read more →

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#wife #pregnancy #husband

#w