Wrong name

Views: 1811 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon

Be me
Be 26
Recently got married to a solid 7/10
She wants kids right away
Gets her wish
Fast forward 9 months
Baby is on the way
In the waiting room becouse i couldn’t handle it
Wife has baby
mfw i see my child for the first time
Told her she could name tge baby anything she wanted
She tells the doctor that her name is Love
Wife isn’t a hippy or an...
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Fanatic

Views: 3145 / 0 | Series: Fanatic | Added by:malkolmxd

Mine sire is a fanatic o' fishery. Half of the hut is cramm'd with fishing rods. On av'rage once upon a month a man treads upon an angle or an anchor and thereupon craveth a curer familar with the art o' surgery for those are of a crooked anatomy. Two-and-score a spring have I lived and I have already had a physician extract'd these 10 times of me. When a week ago I ventur'd 'here to pay alms for ... Read more →
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