Linux
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name Hep
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>Hep very small, very hungry
>no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush
>one day find big pig in big bush
>pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying
>bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig
>no more hungry, and still have meat
>Hep tired from doing bonks
>put meat in pack, Hep did good job today
>hug pack, Hep go to sleep... Read more →
friendzoned
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>want more but got friendzoned
>her bfis a jacked alpha dude
>he would kill me if I fucked around with his gf
>lonely summer day
>chillin at her place like we used to
>this time with alcohol
>starts talking about sex life
>we get homy
>l start rubbing the back then the thighs
>literally di... Read more →
omegle
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>be me legit 20 minutes ago
>needtofap.exe
>go on omegle because pomhub is boring
>skipping for fucking ages
>maybe i'll get lucky
>cock
>Skip
>cock
>skip
>black screen
>skip
>dude sitting behind and rubbing down his girl
>holdup
>"rub her pussy"
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Anon tells sad story
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>Mother dies of lung cancer
fucking cigarettes
>Dad becomes super depressed. Alcohol and such.
>Older brother is 17
>He drops out of school to take 4 jobs
>Almost never home
>Every morning he gets up at 5AM to make me sandwich and capri-sun for lunch.
>Packs in my Spider man lunch box.
>Also pre makes... Read more →
How OAuth 2.0 works in real life
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Yeah I know, $30 for one donut! It must be delicious! I reached for my wallet when suddenly I heard the chef yell "NO! No donut for you". I asked: ... Read more →
Billy Eilish
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Own a musket for home defense
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Goatman
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I heard the legend when a power outage on our reservation made us decide to have a fire. As we all know, nothing goes better with a good fire than a good story. That was where I learned about Goatman.
The legend goes that they shapeshift. They love human forms most ... Read more →
reasons we started lifting
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>camping with best friend, bros for 10 years, been through so much shit together
>be dyel, but bro played football and lifted
>trying to teach me about lifting, wants us to pick up girls together next year in college
>hiking in the afternoon, we're pretty far into forest, nobody else in sight
>bro is hiking up ahead of me, we... Read more →
Attack Helicopter
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Something... something got broken
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