FUCK THE OCEAN SUNFISH
Views: 3117 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →
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Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →
Polish cruise ship
Views: 5873 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added by:anon
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
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-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f... Read more →
Iron lung
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I vaguely remember getting sick when I was 11 years... Read more →
After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex
Views: 2011 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you Something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... I
think... Babe i think i'm pregnant
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Pokemon Funtime
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hottie sister
Views: 2527 / 1 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad
has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed
before I was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of
distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister is a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of
herself
>I thoug... Read more →
REALITY
Views: 2122 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>Jews don't run the world, Globalists just want you to think they do
>The real victims of Globalism are actually Jewish
>The real hero of 911 was Mossad
>Research the porn industry by watching lots of it
>Find the tranny switch
>Find Bigfoot
>Find the Lochness Monster on Google Maps
>Sp... Read more →
>years on a stinky ship
Views: 2235 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added by:anon
>on no fap because of the catholic church
>hard labour daily
>surrounded by hairy stinky men
>away from wife
>horrible food
>finally land
>get off your ship
>you and your compadres see this
can you really blame them in good conscience schlomo? Read more →
Dark Willow
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Trip with friends
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>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel... Read more →
Short copypastas for every day
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Haha this shit is so funnyfunny that it literally gave me fucking cancer. Good job faggot. This shit is so fucking bad, it doesn't even deserve to be on ifunny or 9gag you piece of ... Read more →
At hotel in Vegas
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>Run into 8/10 cutie at bar
>Raven black hair, just how I like it (really into it for some reason)
>We start talking
>She's really into me
>She asks me my name, then gives me her phone number on a piece of paper and asks me if I want to grab dinner
>Never had a hotty ask me out before
>We go out to a semi -fancy dinne... Read more →