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Polish cruise shipSzwedzki wycieczkowiecPolskt kryssningsfartyg

Views: 5138 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 5 years ago by:anon

-be on a Polish cruise ship
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
-oshit.png
-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f... Read more →

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#wycieczowiec #trip #nieporozumienie #minunderstanding

Iron lung

Views: 1627 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

I suppose some of the younger generations would no longer know what an Iron Lung actually is. You can see a picture here of the type of iron lung I stayed in. In short, an iron lung is a machine that allows people to breath once they are no longer able to naturally. They are most commonly associated with the Polio epidemic of the 1950’s.

I vaguely remember getting sick when I was 11 years... Read more →

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#Medical #lung #polio

After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex

Views: 1616 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you Something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... I
think... Babe i think i'm pregnant
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat? Read more →

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#plotwist #ciąża

Pokemon Funtime

Views: 1396 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 5 years ago by:anon

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armo... Read more →

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#pokemon

hottie sistermmm siostrzyczka

Views: 2060 / 1 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>Mom died right when I was born
>Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad
has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed
before I was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of
distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister is a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of
herself
>I thoug... Read more →

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#sister #friend #vader #star wars #gwiezdne wojny

REALITY

Views: 1644 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>The Holocaust was real and the Muslims were in on it
>Jews don't run the world, Globalists just want you to think they do
>The real victims of Globalism are actually Jewish
>The real hero of 911 was Mossad
>Research the porn industry by watching lots of it
>Find the tranny switch
>Find Bigfoot
>Find the Lochness Monster on Google Maps
>Sp... Read more →

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#4chan #greentext #pol

>years on a stinky ship

Views: 1797 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>years on a stinky ship
>on no fap because of the catholic church
>hard labour daily
>surrounded by hairy stinky men
>away from wife
>horrible food
>finally land
>get off your ship
>you and your compadres see this
can you really blame them in good conscience schlomo? Read more →

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#nsfw #nsfwpic #4chan #greentext #pol

Dark Willow

Views: 1918 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

We have a community of millions of players and you're telling me that when valve decides to release a hot fairy waifu we can't get some half decent hentai of her. You're telling me when valve releases this fucking GODDESS of a character people refuse to draw her spreading her tight woodland asshole. I've played Dark Willow almost every game since the patch has dropped and I can't even satisfy my i... Read more →

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#NSFW #Dota 2

Trip with friends

Views: 1739 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>Be me virgin, double date with my friend to go desert camping
>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel... Read more →

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#nsfw #trip #hiking #anon #girl

Short copypastas for every day

Views: 42625 / 1 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 6 years ago by:anon

Fuckfuckfuck ｙｅｓｓｓ this post is so good it literally made me cum (pls don't tell my parents) ??? I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE A PUSSY AND YOU KNOW THAT I FUCK PUSSIES SO YOU BETTER RUN YOU FUCKER ???

Haha this shit is so funnyfunny that it literally gave me fucking cancer. Good job faggot. This shit is so fucking bad, it doesn't even deserve to be on ifunny or 9gag you piece of ... Read more →

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#short

At hotel in Vegas

Views: 1705 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>At hotel in Vegas
>Run into 8/10 cutie at bar
>Raven black hair, just how I like it (really into it for some reason)
>We start talking
>She's really into me
>She asks me my name, then gives me her phone number on a piece of paper and asks me if I want to grab dinner
>Never had a hotty ask me out before
>We go out to a semi -fancy dinne... Read more →

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#wallet #anon #sad

First time gym

Views: 1667 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"
>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave
>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Ch... Read more →

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#chad #anon #gym

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