Firefox is gay

Views: 104 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 1 month ago by:anon

A woman I work with whom I really like won't date me because I use Firefox.

Apparently, her ex boyfriend was on the down-low and banging dudes behind her back. She had no idea that her boyfriend was bi or gay.

The way she found out is when she opened his laptop and Firefox was already opened up to a gay hookup site (probably Grinder?). She now thinks Firefox is some type of brows... Read more →

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#firefox #browser

Windows good Manjaro Linux bad

Views: 3092 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 3 years ago by:anon

Looking at this image with nothing but regret. God, I was such a dumb fuck for installing this bullshit of a circlejerk of an OS that can't even run EXE files like a normal computer

I feel like such a dumb fuck for taking anyone's advice on this shit. I don't want technical help because I shouldn't need technical help as an OS should be easy and friendly to use, not bullshit to do simple ... Read more →

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#linux #manjaro

Vim is the greatest

Views: 4154 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

Vim/Neovim is the greatest text editor to ever exist.

At first, I used Nano like an absolute pleb. The world had lost its colour, and everything seemed slow.

Then I found Vim. Everything took on colour. My senses were heightened when I started using vim, and I started seeing things I had never seen before ( wait that might be the drugs ). I dreamt of vim, lived vim, played only v... Read more →

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#it #programming #text #editor #vim #nano

9 years ago

Views: 1962 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

16th November 2010
My girlfriend Bianca and i went camping up north in Australia, she wanted to experience nature as to how i did, so neither of us brought any electronics, but we did bring the basics for survival, woodcutters axe, fuel for fire, old rags, to make torches and a hunting knife.

While we were setting up camp, a couple that were camping there as well only they were packin... Read more →

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#My #Rake #experience

REALITY

Views: 1929 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>The Holocaust was real and the Muslims were in on it
>Jews don't run the world, Globalists just want you to think they do
>The real victims of Globalism are actually Jewish
>The real hero of 911 was Mossad
>Research the porn industry by watching lots of it
>Find the tranny switch
>Find Bigfoot
>Find the Lochness Monster on Google Maps
>Sp... Read more →

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#4chan #greentext #pol

>years on a stinky ship

Views: 2044 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>years on a stinky ship
>on no fap because of the catholic church
>hard labour daily
>surrounded by hairy stinky men
>away from wife
>horrible food
>finally land
>get off your ship
>you and your compadres see this
can you really blame them in good conscience schlomo? Read more →

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#nsfw #nsfwpic #4chan #greentext # #pol

Linux

Views: 1957 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Ma... Read more →

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#Linux #forum #nerd

Attack Helicopter

Views: 3541 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 7 years ago by:anon

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now o... Read more →

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#gender #sex #helikopter #płeć

Love SpongeBob

Views: 2487 / 0 | Series: Erotic | Added 7 years ago by:anon

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watc... Read more →

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#nsfw #spongebob #rule34 #sex_doll

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