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Windows good Manjaro Linux bad

Views: 1037 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 1 year ago by:anon

Looking at this image with nothing but regret. God, I was such a dumb fuck for installing this bullshit of a circlejerk of an OS that can't even run EXE files like a normal computer

I feel like such a dumb fuck for taking anyone's advice on this shit. I don't want technical help because I shouldn't need technical help as an OS should be easy and friendly to use, not bullshit to do simple ... Read more →

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#linux #manjaro

clown girls

Views: 1273 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 1 year ago by:anon

I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard... Read more →

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#girl #clown

Caught my GF pooping and I dumped her.

Views: 941 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 1 year ago by:anon

Finally caught my GF pooping!

she always hide it by pretending like she doesn't, which I find sus. Once when we spent the entire weekend together I almost caught her but she had locked the bathroom door and by the time I got in she had flushed and was like "oh hey what's up?" pretending like nothing happened, although there was an OBVIOUS lingering odor. Anyway, this time I was prepared, ... Read more →

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#relationship #poo

I fulfilled my dream

Views: 1103 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 1 year ago by:anon

I fulfilled my dream. I had sex with a woman in a clown costume and it was everything I wanted and more.

I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and w... Read more →

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#clown

Vim is the greatest

Views: 2442 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 2 years ago by:anon

Vim/Neovim is the greatest text editor to ever exist.

At first, I used Nano like an absolute pleb. The world had lost its colour, and everything seemed slow.

Then I found Vim. Everything took on colour. My senses were heightened when I started using vim, and I started seeing things I had never seen before ( wait that might be the drugs ). I dreamt of vim, lived vim, played only v... Read more →

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#it #programming #text editor #vim #nano

Dad's Google history

Views: 2778 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 3 years ago by:anon

Mmmmm, did I hear someone say they wanted to hear... my Dad's Google history?

Dad's Google history.

Dad's Google history!

What is the name of the woman

Dad's Google history, it's bloody Dad's Google history!

Demi Lardner age

Dad's Google history

Dergerber dergerber dergerbler bler

Are there birds

Dad's Google history ... Read more →

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#demi lardner #stand up #google history #woman

Thomas The Tank Engine at the Nuremberg Trials

Views: 5966 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders."

"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"

"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."

"And you never on... Read more →

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#tomas #tank engine #tomek #pociąg #ww2 #norimberg #norymberga

LUKOIL'S FINANCIALS

Views: 840 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

Lukoil has profited greatly from record high prices particularty in the past year or so s its own production has begun to revive. However, high Russian oil taxation, particularty export duties which are indesed to world prices, moderate financial gains, Sweeping cost-cutting menures first implemented in 2004 have also helped improve Lukoil's financial position. Lukoil's net income was $6.44 billio... Read more →

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#economy #lucoil #gas #oil

Gym vikingWiking z siłowni

Views: 1881 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

>doctor's appointment, so go to gym later than usual
>hour til close, stupid summer hours
>go to weight room
>only other guy there is a fucking viking
>taller than me, so like 6'6", at least 250
>long black hair
>epic braided black beard
>doin my lifts and shit
>15 minutes til close
>pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights o... Read more →

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#gym #viking #wiking #siłownia #ciemno

I made a snowmanUlepiłem bałwana

Views: 3354 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The tra... Read more →

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#bałwan #snowman #snowflake #płatek śniegu #obrażanko #media

Memetic NullificationNegowanie memów

Views: 5023 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

I have noticed something I think you may all find of interest. This will be your worst nightmare in 2020, if what I suspect turns out to be true.
If what I’ve noticed has just been a coincidence, then I’m sorry for bringing attention to it and letting people know of the potential here.
I digress. Here’s the theory:
The left have always been shit at memes, as such, the powers above th... Read more →

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#nsfw #nsfwpic #meme #left #right #Trad GF #poor meme

FUCK THE OCEAN SUNFISH

Views: 1905 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 4 years ago by:anon

So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →

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#ocean #fish #piss off

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