Memetic Nullification

Views: 6688 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I have noticed something I think you may all find of interest. This will be your worst nightmare in 2020, if what I suspect turns out to be true.
If what I’ve noticed has just been a coincidence, then I’m sorry for bringing attention to it and letting people know of the potential here.
I digress. Here’s the theory:
The left have always been shit at memes, as such, the powers above th... Read more →

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#nsfw #nsfwpic #meme #left #right #Trad #GF #poor #meme

FUCK THE OCEAN SUNFISH

Views: 2923 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing,... Read more →

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#ocean #fish #piss #off

Polish cruise ship

Views: 5510 / 0 | Series: Hall of fame | Added 6 years ago by:anon

-be on a Polish cruise ship
-go shit
-shit yourself
-rinse it off
-it doesn't work
-oshit.png
-what to do
-find the cleaning lady
-can't speak Polish
-she can't speak English
-grab her hand and take her to the men's room
-she already thinks you're crazy
-show her the shit you did
-say "patrz" ("look" in Polish) and try to rinse it off
-shit f... Read more →

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#wycieczowiec #trip #nieporozumienie #minunderstanding

Iron lung

Views: 1943 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I suppose some of the younger generations would no longer know what an Iron Lung actually is. You can see a picture here of the type of iron lung I stayed in. In short, an iron lung is a machine that allows people to breath once they are no longer able to naturally. They are most commonly associated with the Polio epidemic of the 1950’s.

I vaguely remember getting sick when I was 11 years... Read more →

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#Medical #lung #polio

After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex

Views: 1851 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you Something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mad.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to cry) I... I... I... I... I
think... Babe i think i'm pregnant
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat? Read more →

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#plotwist #ciąża

9 years ago

Views: 1962 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

16th November 2010
My girlfriend Bianca and i went camping up north in Australia, she wanted to experience nature as to how i did, so neither of us brought any electronics, but we did bring the basics for survival, woodcutters axe, fuel for fire, old rags, to make torches and a hunting knife.

While we were setting up camp, a couple that were camping there as well only they were packin... Read more →

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#My #Rake #experience

I'm a guy and I wish I could be pregnant

Views: 1606 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

I think pregnancy is wonderful. I know it's not all lollipops and rainbows. I supported my wife every single day through her pregnancy and I helped her through the nausea, the body aches, and the terrible pain of giving birth. I know there are risks and complications and it's not something everyone wants to do. I wish I could do it, though.

My wife and I agreed we wanted a baby as soon as... Read more →

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#wife #pregnancy #husband

hottie sister

Views: 2334 / 1 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>Mom died right when I was born
>Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad
has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed
before I was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of
distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister is a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of
herself
>I thoug... Read more →

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#sister #friend #vader #star #wars #gwiezdne #wojny

>years on a stinky ship

Views: 2044 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>years on a stinky ship
>on no fap because of the catholic church
>hard labour daily
>surrounded by hairy stinky men
>away from wife
>horrible food
>finally land
>get off your ship
>you and your compadres see this
can you really blame them in good conscience schlomo? Read more →

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#nsfw #nsfwpic #4chan #greentext # #pol

Trip with friends

Views: 2023 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

>Be me virgin, double date with my friend to go desert camping
>Girlfriend is also virgin
>My friend is a fatass and doesn't want to hike
>"Hey anon can you take my girlfriend hiking with you and your girlfriend to get her to stop bitching to me"
>I leave him to play pokemon go in the car while I go hiking with the girls
>Girls are new to hiking, I have to hel... Read more →

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#nsfw #trip #hiking #anon #girl

Trip with parents

Views: 2135 / 0 | Series: Common copy paste | Added 6 years ago by:anon

Anyone got any stories hot stories/sexy encounters from when you went out camping or hiking?

I'll start with something just to get the ball rolling

>Autistic 17 year old me goes on camping trip with parents
>Some friends of parents decide they wanna join too
>Decide on spot and location and basically meet there
>Other parents have smoking hot 19 yo daught... Read more →

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#trip #parents #girl #tent

EVER DREAM THIS MAN?

Views: 2344 / 0 | Series: Creepypastes | Added 6 years ago by:anon

In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that fa... Read more →

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#this #man

#I