My father is a total investing maniac
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Mom once got him a “World’s Best Dad” mug. First thing he did was check if it was a limited edition. Said it might appreciate over ... Read more →
Mom once got him a “World’s Best Dad” mug. First thing he did was check if it was a limited edition. Said it might appreciate over ... Read more →
Windows good Manjaro Linux bad
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I feel like such a dumb fuck for taking anyone's advice on this shit. I don't want technical help because I shouldn't need technical help as an OS should be easy and friendly to use, not bullshit to do simple ... Read more →
clown girls
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Caught my GF pooping and I dumped her.
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she always hide it by pretending like she doesn't, which I find sus. Once when we spent the entire weekend together I almost caught her but she had locked the bathroom door and by the time I got in she had flushed and was like "oh hey what's up?" pretending like nothing happened, although there was an OBVIOUS lingering odor. Anyway, this time I was prepared, ... Read more →
I fulfilled my dream
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I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and w... Read more →
Vim is the greatest
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At first, I used Nano like an absolute pleb. The world had lost its colour, and everything seemed slow.
Then I found Vim. Everything took on colour. My senses were heightened when I started using vim, and I started seeing things I had never seen before ( wait that might be the drugs ). I dreamt of vim, lived vim, played only v... Read more →
misconceptions about the super community
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!!! important !!!
There have been a lot of myths and rumours floating around the internet about what superstraight and supersexual is, so I figured I should do my best to clear some things up around what it means to be a supersexual and be a part of the supersexual movement.
Superstraight was started by 4chan as a trolling movem... Read more →
Dad's Google history
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Dad's Google history.
Dad's Google history!
What is the name of the woman
Dad's Google history, it's bloody Dad's Google history!
Demi Lardner age
Dad's Google history
Dergerber dergerber dergerbler bler
Are there birds
Dad's Google history ... Read more →
Tiananmen copypasta
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Thomas The Tank Engine at the Nuremberg Trials
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"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"
"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."
"And you never on... Read more →
Gym viking
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>hour til close, stupid summer hours
>go to weight room
>only other guy there is a fucking viking
>taller than me, so like 6'6", at least 250
>long black hair
>epic braided black beard
>doin my lifts and shit
>15 minutes til close
>pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights o... Read more →
I made a snowman
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8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The tra... Read more →